Getting Freaky: An Appreciation of Batman Returns

I rediscovered Batman Returns sometime in the last few months of 2014. This was around the same time I saw Bride of Frankenstein for the first time. And as with Bride, I went crazy for this movie. Out of the original four Batman movies from the 80s and 90s that I had watched as a kid, Returns was the one I had revisited the least. But I never forgot it.

Opening a movie with attempted filicide, following that with a killer circus troupe, and a woman being brought back to life by cats after being pushed out of a window will have that effect on a viewer. Regardless of your personal opinion of the movie, you can’t deny its audacity.

But the most memorable part to me, the part that I never forgot and never stopped loving even as I forgot other parts, was the following exchange that occurs first between Batman and Catwoman, and later Bruce and Selina:

“Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.”

“But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.”

There are many many aspects of this movie that I love, but I think this exchange sums up Batman Returns the best. Strange, but beautiful.

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Can We Have Our Heroes Back Now?

Let’s get this first part out of the way: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is an objectively bad movie. Its characters are woefully underdeveloped, with unclear motivation at every turn. The editing is some of the worst ever done for a big-budget Hollywood production. And there are so many dream sequences in this movie, without any attempt at transition or clarification, that at a certain point I resigned myself to not knowing what the reality of this movie would be for the remainder of its running time.

There’s also the Martha scene.

I’m just not touching that. It’s an embarrassment of bad storytelling. Others have dealt with that scene, and its stupidity. I won’t, because I am incapable of giving that scene more attention than it has already received.

Still with me? All right, let’s get to what is really wrong with this movie. And Zack Snyder as a superhero filmmaker.

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